Agency Party at McCaw Hall, Sat 7/14

I don’t usually party but when I do, it’s for a good cause. That’s actually not true, I party for no good reason all the time. First and foremost, this is a semi-formal party for people in their 20s and 30s. We NEVER dress up in Seattle so I’m pumped to dust off my Cole Haans. Tickets are $60 after Ticketasshole fees, but chill out — this is what you get.

1) Hella karma
2) Two drinks
3) appetizers
4) free champagne (if you do a quick focus group, which hell yeah I will)
5) Melinda Gates
6) dance party
7) memories that last a f*cking lifetime

Let’s be serious, you’re spending that on a night out if you buy like two drinks anywhere in Seattle. So this Saturday, Agency (formerly Party with a Purpose) chose the beneficiary to be Mobile Moms — a program that funds text messages for pregnant women in Timor Leste to ensure they have a healthy pregnancy. I didn’t know this, but apparently a lot of women die during and after pregnancy because they don’t know simple stuff like where to deliver their baby. Oh and Timor Leste isn’t a place I made up, it’s a country off the coast of Australia and it has one of the highest mortality rates for mamas having babies.

POINT BEING: Come dress up and get drunk and dance and do it in the name of saving lives. You didn’t hear this from me, but if you’re a dude — this party sold out last year and it was about 70% women. Speaking of women, here are a bunch of hot ladies I filmed at a retirement home doing their rendition of Call Me Maybe…

Event: Agency, formerly Party with a Purpose
Date: Saturday, July 14
Time: 9 pm – 1 am, program promptly begins at 9pm. Public event for Groundswell starts at 7pm, doors open at 6pm.
Location: McCaw Hall
Tickets: $47 includes two drinks, appetizers, appearances by Melinda Gates and the Seattle Sounders FC. All tickets sales directly support HAI and Mobile Moms.

Buy Tickets @ http://bit.ly/Agency_Tickets